i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
