I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Ketchup is God's man juice
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
