I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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