i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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