Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We got so high we made milksteak
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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