It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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