More tranny stories later!
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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