when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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