i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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