What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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