So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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