i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
What a dumb baby whore.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
