Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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