i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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