Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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