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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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