Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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