You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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