Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I wish i was in the wii world.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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