What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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