No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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