I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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