She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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