South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Still dying that you shit outside
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Randomize
