if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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