Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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