I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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