Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Say something about gay babies.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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