it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Found your dick twin last night
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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