somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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