Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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