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I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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