I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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