Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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