And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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