what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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