the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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