in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Randomize
