We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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