hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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