we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
sarcasm needs its own font
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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