Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
50% drunk capacity currently
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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