We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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