I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
