Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
