If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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