No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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