so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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