We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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