You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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